JonQuixoteWorld: France OK's Iranian Nuke Arsenal

Viva le French placation!!! Viva le French hypocrisy!!! Viva le French suicide!!! Viva le French dhimmitude!!!

Jacques Chirac Announces New French Policy:
"Iran Wants Nukes??? Let 'Em Have Nukes!!! Viva le Nukes!!!"

According to a January 31 article in The New York Times, The International Herald Tribune and Le Nouvel Observateur (h/t Drudge), French President Jacques Chirac has clarified France's thoughtful sentiment on Iran, claiming that after all the noises that he and other French diplomats have made, he doesn't have a problem with Iran having one --- or perhaps, two nuclear weapons.

But absolutely, positively, no more than that!!! (Unless Ahmadinejad asks reeeaaallllly nicely):

“I would say that what is dangerous about this situation is not the fact of (Iran's) having a nuclear bomb,” he said. “Having one or perhaps a second bomb a little later, well, that’s not very dangerous.

"But what is very dangerous is proliferation. This means that if Iran continues in the direction it has taken and totally masters nuclear-generated electricity, the danger does not lie in the bomb it will have, and which will be of no use to it.”

After Chirac essentially signed France's death warrant (to hyena-like laughter throughout the Islamic world), and he betrayed the last vestiges of its national security policy, he went on to claim that France would avenge Israel if Iran decided to nuke it:

Mr. Chirac said it would be an act of self-destruction for Iran to use a nuclear weapon against another country. “Where will it drop it, this bomb? On Israel?” Mr. Chirac asked. “It would not have gone 200 meters into the atmosphere before Tehran would be razed.”

Then, in an exclusive inteview with JonQuixoteWorld, Chirac was asked if he would really urge limiting Iran to one or two nuclear weapons. His shocking response:

"Oh, look, who's to say. Unlike you uncultured, cowboy-fixated American swine, we sophisticated folks in France try to remain open-minded on these things. What's in a number?

"I mean, President Ahmadinejad seems to be a friendly, amiable fellow, being that he hasn't stirred up any riots in France for what... well, at least several months.

"So, what the hell - if he wants four, no - FIVE - nuclear weapons, well, what's wrong with that? If it will make the Iranians feel like they really are part of the international community, let them have 'em. They won't use them... don't you think?"

Once clear-thinking reporters throughout the world stopped laughing at him, Chirac also made several sweeping new policy statements regarding how France will deal with murderous domestic Islamic butchers in the future:

They will be limited to only four car-burning riots throughout France each calander year. (Preferential treatment for exceeding this limit is only applicable if the cars burned were manufactured by those evil, warmongering American capitalists)

They will be limited to only one unpunished beheading per French province, per quarter. (If they broadcast the beheading on the Internet, however, they must use unionized French TV technicians, or face fines of 10,000 Francs for each violation)

They will be limited to only four miliary-issue assault rifles per jihadist. (Well, up to twenty, if they hire at least three unemployed French welfare statists to do odd jobs around their houses, madrassases or mosques)

They will have to pay a 50 franc fine for each bullet, RPG or missile that misses its intended target (by accident, of course), and damages any of the elaborate French government ministry buildings.