Once again, a secretive internal email from the Democratic National Committee ended up in the JonQuixoteWorld inbox. Between internal DNC gossip, and thank-you emails from jihadists to American leftists and Democrats, this is getting to be a really annoying trend!!! (see here, here and here)
But at least in this case, the email contains information that ordinary Americans will find timely and insightful.
22Sept06 XMIT @ 04:35EST (C)COPYRIGHT DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE 2006, WASHINGTON DC.
AUTHORITZATION CODE 2X7CK9Y6 PGP PROTOCOL.
DATE: September 22, 2006
FROM: HOWARD DEAN, Chairman, Democratic National Committee
TO: DEMOCRATS ACROSS AMERICA (and especially, our new, seething lunatic base!)
RE: OUR BIG IDEA FOR THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL RACE; YOUR FEEDBACK IS NEEDED!!!
Dear Loonbat (just KIDDING!!!)... I mean, Fellow Democrat:
As you may know, we Democrats have been having a hell of a time trying to convince Americans as to why they should vote for us. You, we and they know that we have no agenda, no principles, and no ideas on how to deal with the most pressing issues of the day.
Thankfully, we were able to hold off our lapdogs in the mainstream media for a little while more, by announcing that we have, however, created a new sloagan --- "Democrats: A New Direction for America."
Of course, our friends in the MSM didn't press us for an answer on what that new direction actually IS. As usual, we told them we'd let them know as soon as we decide it, amongst ourselves.
But THEN, a big, big, BIG idea occurred to me, that is gaining traction within the executive ranks here at the DNC.
However, as this is YOUR party too, we need YOUR input to help us determine if this is an idea truly worth pursuing. So here goes...
A few days ago, I began correlating my observations on the the fact that vocal leftists, DNC members, jihadists and socialist dictators ALL AGREE that:
aPresident Bush is evil, the Devil, a war criminal, and/or the world's biggest terrorist, who started a war based on intelligence that he deliberately manipulated against nations that had nothing to do with Islamic terrorism
a Under President Bush, America is seeking to dominate and enslave the world through sheer military might
a President Bush and key members of his administration were involved, to a large degree, in the 9/11 attacks
a America is the cause of most of the world's problems --- and that its actions, to one degree or another, justified the terrorist attacks of 9/11 (assuming, that is, that President Bush did not perpetrate them)
a America has no moral justification to condemn Islam; to the contrary, it has much to learn and adapt from Muslim culture
a Capitalism is the most dehumanizing and destructive social-economic system ever devised; a civilized culture requires that all social, political and economic practices and beliefs, as well as education and communications, must be controlled by a supreme governing authority
a America is guilty of so many grievous offenses against the world and its people that it can never fully repay. But, it may be able to buy its dignity back, in increments, based on how much of its sovereignty, treasure, lives, freedom and property it is willing to sacrifice to "get along" with other nations and peoples. (And after all, popularity is more important than principle, right?)
a Sooner or later, just like France, England and other European nations, America is going to have to allow Islam to take over its culture; after all, who are we --- as a mere 300 million people --- to counter the will of Islam, which makes up one-fourth of the world's 6 billion + population, and is now the fastest-growing religion in America?
I then noted how when both Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran, and Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela, made statements reflective of the above beliefs, both of these tyrants were treated like conquering heroes by the United Nations, the world media, and American intellectuals and leftists.
Furthermore, I noted how when Chavez visited Harlem, NY to announce that he's going to give free heating oil to poor Americans, this gangster was welcomed like a benevolent, altruistic rock star.
So here's my BIG IDEA:
Let's face it --- the Islamists are saying the things that most of our new, seething leftist loonbat base believes, but the vast majority cannot say. They implicitly or explicitly endorse every major principle of socialism, as do we, and they bring the energy and visibility that most of us only aspire to.
PLUS, now dig this... you remember President Clinton's "Health Security" Card, sort of a medical Visa card with no limit? That would arm you with a new legal "right" to every medical service and product you could want, regardless of whether you can pay for it or not, "that can never be taken away"?
Remember, right up until we got our asses kicked in the 1994 elections, a majority of the American people --- and Congressfolk and Senators --- were in support of completely socializing American medicine. That was a stroke of genius on their part.
Graphics are key to successful modern socialist propaganda!!!
Now, here's a stroke of genius on MY part: THE DHIMMI SECURITY CARD!!! (click to enlarge)
Is this hot or what!? Uncle Mahmoud said it was one of the best ideas to ever come out of America. I don't know about THAT... but it was obvious from the reception that Uncle Hugo got in Harlem, especially after he announced that he was going to give heating oil to the poor, that really clinched it for me!!! What do you think?
I know that some of you might get a little upset at this whole concept, but I think if you sleep on it, you'll see the logic in it. There really is no other way for us to regain anything that resembles a majority. And, that's what it's all about, right? Plus, the Islamists are right --- it's only a matter of time now before we completely buckle to their demands... so why not just lie back and enjoy it?
Even the writings of that wicked witch of capitalism, Ayn Rand, tacitly endorse the premise I have put forth:
"[On three of the rules governing the mechanics of compromise] 1. In any conflict between two men (or two groups) who hold the same basic principles, it is the more consistent one who wins. 2. In any collaboration between two men (or two groups) who hold different basic principles, it is the more evil or irrational one who wins. 3. When opposite basic principles are clearly and openly defined, it works to the advantage of the rational side; when they are not clearly defined, but are hidden or evaded, it works to the advantage of the irrational side."
- "The Anatomy of Compromise," Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal
The simple fact is that while the Islamists fervently believe in their cause, we don't believe in ours. We don't even know what our cause is.
We are, to the rest of the world, a bunch of self-absorbed, spoiled, schizophrenic mumblers, who have no right to take any action except those that the "world community" approves of, and participates in.
We accept guilt for what we have not done --- but readily assign it to anyone who dares to state that on whole, we have nothing to feel guilty about, or that to the contrary, America has saved, preserved and/or lengthened more lives than any nation in history, and advanced the cause of liberty and happiness to a degree that no other nation can match.
And yet, we are tearing ourselves apart over whether we should, in the name of security, search nervous 24-year-old Muslim males or 78-year-old Caucasian grandmothers in wheelchairs prior to boarding airplanes --- and how we can have one government-controlled school system that can simultaneously cater to every possible philosophical, political and religious ideology --- including our new Islamist guests, residents and citizens.
Clearly, as we no longer have a philosophical backbone, it is only a matter of time before the Islamists advance to a dominant role in our society. Why be so unpragmatic as to continue fighting!?!? Let's be PROactive and ease the transition... it will be better for EVERYONE in the long run --- and America will once again be a nation of principles (but let's not engage in any more nasty debates over which "principles" are; some are better than none!).
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT... THE DNC'S PLAN FOR VICTORY IN THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:
We nominate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for President, and Hugo Chavez for Vice-President, and the world will love America again, and finally be at peace!!!
But in order to ratify this platform, we need YOUR input. So please email your thoughts to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Or, write to us at:
Lunatics in Command of the Asylum
c/o "Howlin'" Howard Dean, Chairman
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
UPDATE!!! 2nd SECRET EMAIL REVEALED!!!
"Uncle Mahmoud" identifies the figures he'll appoint to his cabinet when he's President... click HERE!!! Tell your friends!!!
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