AN URGENT EMAILWow. Well, it's like we've suspected... this is the true nature of the "peace" that Hezbollah and their enablers and appeasers seek.
FROM: HASSAN NASRALLAH, Chief Jihadist Butcher, Hezbollah
TO: AMERICAN LEFTISTS
DATE: 4 AUGUST 2006
RE: WE NEED A BREAK; SUPPORT A "PEACE!"
DEAR AMERICAN LEFTISTS:
We at Hezbollah really appreciate all you've done to excuse away our murderous, butchering tactics, while vilifying Israel, and castigating your own evil nation, and its leadership. With your help, we've been winning the media war.
But look, we both know that the Israeli Defense Force is kicking the crap out of Hezbollah, despite what I say in public. We DESPERATELY need to rest, re-arm and be re-supplied, in order to strike Israeli civilians even more viciously next time.
SO PLEASE, keep supporting "peace." Keep calling your leaders - and Israel - evil, terrorists, whatever. All we need are a few days to get rested and ready to resume our murder.
WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU!!!
We both know there can be no peace with the evil Zionist state. I've said that the only solution to this problem is for Israel to be destroyed. And every time we declare "peace," without Israel having destroyed us, just makes us stronger in the long
ALLAH AKBAR, American leftists....
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