Sunday, August 27, 2006

Howlin' Howard Dean's Instructions re Katrina Propaganda

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What is it with the Democrats and the jihadists, that they can't seem to correctly type in the email addresses that they send their secret communications to?!

How come these secret emails keep arriving in my email box?!

Oh well... clear-thinking Americans are the beneficiaries... here's what arrived unexpectedly in my email box this morning:


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August 28, 2006

From: Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Mary Landrieu, and "Schoolbus" Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin

To: Leftist Loonbats

Re: Upcoming Katrina Anniversary Propaganda Campaign

Mark: SECRET!!! FOR YOUR EYES ONLY!!!


OK you loonbats... AttennnnnnnTION!!!!

With the onslaught of media coverage that is coming re the one-year anniversary of Katrina, we need to all be on the SAME PAGE… we can’t afford another repeat of our double-jointed double-standards, like re the “I voted for the $87B before I voted against it!!!” in this key propaganda campaign!!!

NO!!! We need to march in LOCK-STEP!!!


So, let’s practice:

Kids talking back to you?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Dog pooping in the house?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Wife cheating on you?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Someone dented your car?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Punk kids playing ground-pounding rap as they drive past your house every night, rattling your windows and vibrating your floors?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Jock-itch?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Mother-in-law cramping your style, and your budget?
"IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!"


GOOD!!! NOW, on to the specifics. It is very important to the success of our propaganda campaign that you memorize these things!!! Pay attention!!!

600 NOLA school buses left to drown, because no one assigns drivers to them to evacuate the low-income and no-transportation residents?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Red Cross trucks with supplies turned away by NOLA officials, because “We have it all under control”?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Superdome not equipped as per multimillion dollar evacuation plan?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Low-income NOLA residents ignored or refused repeated warnings to plan their own evacuation, and prepare at least three days worth of water, food and medicine?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

NOLA police officers (known as among the most corrupt in the nation) refuse to show up for work, to handle this emergency, and the resulting looting, murders, etc.?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Hundreds of millions of dollars of emergency preparedness equipment and shelters, food, etc., all frittered away by corrupt local NOLA (Democrat-dominated) politicians?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Incompetently designed levee system?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Billions of dollars in federal money directed to Louisiana to repair broken and near-broken levees, during Clinton and Bush 43 administrations, yet squandered on everything but this purpose by corrupt local (Democratic) politicians?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”


Mayor Ray Nagin claiming that NOLA will once again rightfully be a “Chocolate City”?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”
(Distance-ventriloquism facilitated by Halliburton-ExxonMobil-TasteeFreeze-Diebold-Meineke spy satellites, controlling Nagin’s mouth via chip installed while he slept)

Mayor Ray Nagin buying up property in Texas rather than reinvesting in NOLA?
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”
(see above conspiracy theory)


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GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now KEEP REPEATING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The MSM is counting on YOU to make sure that you don’t forget as much as a comma in the above rants… of course they are all bullcrap, but the MSM is our lapdog… and they will print what WE tell them to print, etc.

NOW GET TO IT!!!

LOCK-STEP, PEOPLE!!!


“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”
“IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!”

Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sincerely,
Uncle Howie and the Gang




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3 comments:

getalife said...

peyote,

Here is a clue for you.

The liberals are not in power so the buck stops with w and the GOP.

If you apply this logic, stop listening to the wingnut bullshit blaming liberals and look at the facts of today, you would see who is actually to blame.

Anonymous said...

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RSU said...

Ha ha ha ha,

ol getalife's reply is using actual application of the message:

"It's all Bush's fault"
"It's all Bush's fault"
"It's all Bush's fault"
"It's all Bush's fault"

He's doing as best he can, except he's using it by applying "logic."


Whispers to Getalife: "It's not working"



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